Tuesday, July 12

An opportunity not to be missed!

An amazing opportunity has arisen for the position of General Secretary of the United Kingdom Independence Party.
The ideal candidate should be able to demonstrate an extreme distrust of the European Union and have little knowledge of its institutions.
The preferable candidate must also exercise a high degree of political incorrectness, and show the ability to offend various members of society, for example women of child baring age and asylum seekers.
The position will require liaison with UKIP members of the European Parliament to ensure that they make no more than a handful of appearances in the parliament each year and also to co-ordinate their lack of work.
A dislike of foreigners would be advantageous.

Deadline: Due to a lack of interest, the deadline for this job has been extended from its originally advertised date of August 5th. The deadline will now be August 20th.

Note: UKIP is an equal opportunities employer.

For more information, please visit http://www.w4mp.org/html/personnel/jobs/disp_job.asp?ref=1766

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