Monday, January 19

Godfrey Bloom unites Yorkshire and Lancashire



Lovely to see that while Gorgeous Godfrey Bloom may be against EU co-operation, he is doing his bit to reconcile one of the oldest and bitterest rivalries to divide England: Yorkshire and Lancashire. Bloom, in a statement that will probably surprise both sides of the Pennines (Lancastrians on the grounds that he's not one of their MEPs and Yorkies because he does so little that nobody's heard of him)has apparently now become the MEP for Yorkshire and North Lancashire!

Maybe Godders was recovering from a heavy night out when he sent this one. Or maybe he really does have a new job healing the emnity between England's two great northern counties.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I hear the Ukip boys have had to go outside for a smoke. Ha ha ha ha ha.